Foxtrot, Lima, Oscar, Whiskey

What me whistling I think not hearing things again oh ho not the stairs would not want to arrive huffy puffy seven please why thank you no no wife pick them out myself and thank you again one does try to yes yes by now it would be half a nice day oh ho and the doors closing cutting off her legs but painlessly pointlessly the legs yes but the rest of the package I mean dreary not one to have a right old chinwag of a stormy windswept eve as one might want as one is wont. Bond James Bond neatly tucked under the arm attached as an attache attacking attraction approaching drat drat blast and drat. Certainly not thank you perhaps if she will be ah there she is thank you for nothing at all that smile goodness and light one would not think the first thing a healthy male would ogle would be her teeth but there you have it a smile like that and right up to the eyes the full Duchenne or some such yes an amendment to yesterday yes quite right. Understood.

Already gone. Yes. Told essentially to mind my own if you know what I odd yes a little but protocol is made to be too right made to be followed not ignored but then one knows which side of the pay packet and all that. Not so much troublesome as a right old bore one tries one really tries but after a decade no honestly coming right up on ten whole well look who is talking not that I refer emoluments womanual page flippity flap smiling is smiling but talking is talking and one must never blar blar blar oh a departmental thing all hands on as one might say well kind of you to say and well tomorrow would be swell right old fashioned that would be me look it up as they say and my picture and that smile can it even be real but it is just look at the little crinkles around her yes quite right back to the old grindstone and yes same place or a new oh yes loved it truly loved it so then would you like to well that works whoever gets there first can do the needful and well mind that or one of us will be up some creek without the wherewithal and can I possibly wait until tomorrow to see that smile again.

I think not. Tonight at least one dream will be devoted to five please goodness one is meant to spritz not lave splash launder in the stuff. Hey not mine you should have been on that elevator with you know from down on three right that one whew I mean cleanliness is enough without solid pungent right ho crimenently have I not just come from there flap a wee bit harder and fly out the window you pelican you peristalsis preventing pugnacious pill. In her hand.

The right I believe. Even laughs like a pelican or a peregrine or yes all wrapped up sewn up stitched and bound and that as they say is a wrap. Nothing further as I understand and you understand and are we not best mates for crying in the soup could one return to fromage in homage outrage toward the barrage. That one needs a drink or a wife or a wife to drink with now there is an idea.

Victor, Whiskey

Slip slick snick drip drip oh please sticky clicking snick ah. Put em by the fire and right as rain by morning oh ho toss the rest in the wash and just the right weather for a splash of something from the ould sod no water well maybe a little nights like this one wishes one had held onto the telly bad as the picture was it was better than the silence should have put the overstuffed nearer the phono blessed nuisance putting down the tome every twenty five to flip the licorice as they say but still problems solved within and withal and melodies rhapsodical and fair or whatever it is and one might just nod off before but no a quick thump bump to beans on toast a toast to womankind refer no manual whatsoever too toasted to give a toss off to a toasty warm with dreams of indeed. Frothy frumpy tongue sticking stinking tasting of ould sod indeed. Slight sunny spite grey gray but springy steps what ho old boy and whatnot.

Whistle while you shower dee dee dee dee dee dee dee oh what a beautiful blar blar yourself old bean get a grip or don’t. The other noose today perhaps dare dare a pocket square ollie ollie look at me. Automatic light on pathetic malnourishment must market meaningful munchies. Once upon him the time was enough and down the barista bitters bourgeois billet one omelet that is no yolk oh ho and springy steps too bad the brolly is under the desk or one could Gene Kelly though of course until now life has been the opposite of dancing what ho bus driver how goes the keep moving exact change please keep moving but your reality will not impinge itself on my dreamy day my daydreaming day of days but the smell not today.

Today it can smell and all is still well as you surely can tell who is a right lucky swell. For he is a jolly good in fact. Please I insist plenty of time woke early and all that jolly good please after you. Gene Kelly across the sweet grey gray looking left looking left slowing craning peering alas and alack ah well and up lovely tread riser riser tread to the carousel of security and hulloo big rig prig wig I have my smile and oh no you cannot take that away from three please hold the elevator should have taken the stairs time enough.