Romeo, Juliett

It just sort of rolls I mean I don’t mean to gush but it is a beautiful that smile sweet merciful heavens and great googlymooglies that smile. Yes right here one each thank you smells marvelous you did indeed tell me I’m so glad you knew this place and the location I mean oh he was so right this pinot with the cheeses is that in the crust is that I’m not sure well yes a single gent would do a bit of cooking. Right enough. Can’t imagine him whipping up a batch of but then I really enjoy tucking into a hearty especially a tasty repast just the right thing though of course cooking for one eating alone too right better than blowing the entire pay packet on well I mean if you really want to I don’t want to imply that I nothing fancy but well no I don’t think you’ll starve and Friday works yes Friday do you want I mean would you like to well yes after casual Friday I think putting it on a bit for dinner although remember I said not four seasons more like four seasonings and two of them are salt and pepper oh come on it’s not that funny now you’ve got me laughing that smile oh fear that smile as I live and that smile can one lose their mind over well history is full of I’m sorry yes no fixed hour so however I mean whenever seven is great.

No idea so much could be done with a custard tart now I hope you’re not expecting this level of well just don’t want to disappoint I mean truly and deep breath and that smile oh the throbbing in my chest that smile I very much do not want to disappoint. No chance she says will you listen to her. Yes I’ve often caught the 6:45 so I’ve got what ten minutes and it’s just there on the corner well yes I know I said next time you could but I mean lunch is lunch and dinner is well now you see how not old fashioned yes my good man give me that look just give her the card back if the lady wants to buy me a delicious that’s right beat it walk away let me get that for you yes yes old fashioned about doors just not about money lovely time so glad you suggested and her lips brush my cheek and her eye is there right there an inch away and her lid drops ever so slightly and her lips on my cheek my word as if a butterfly had an angel’s eyelashes so soft so excruciatingly yes Friday of course but tomorrow is just as likely what with the blast that driver early again. Ta for the chow ta for now.

Foxtrot, Lima, Oscar, Whiskey

What me whistling I think not hearing things again oh ho not the stairs would not want to arrive huffy puffy seven please why thank you no no wife pick them out myself and thank you again one does try to yes yes by now it would be half a nice day oh ho and the doors closing cutting off her legs but painlessly pointlessly the legs yes but the rest of the package I mean dreary not one to have a right old chinwag of a stormy windswept eve as one might want as one is wont. Bond James Bond neatly tucked under the arm attached as an attache attacking attraction approaching drat drat blast and drat. Certainly not thank you perhaps if she will be ah there she is thank you for nothing at all that smile goodness and light one would not think the first thing a healthy male would ogle would be her teeth but there you have it a smile like that and right up to the eyes the full Duchenne or some such yes an amendment to yesterday yes quite right. Understood.

Already gone. Yes. Told essentially to mind my own if you know what I odd yes a little but protocol is made to be too right made to be followed not ignored but then one knows which side of the pay packet and all that. Not so much troublesome as a right old bore one tries one really tries but after a decade no honestly coming right up on ten whole well look who is talking not that I refer emoluments womanual page flippity flap smiling is smiling but talking is talking and one must never blar blar blar oh a departmental thing all hands on as one might say well kind of you to say and well tomorrow would be swell right old fashioned that would be me look it up as they say and my picture and that smile can it even be real but it is just look at the little crinkles around her yes quite right back to the old grindstone and yes same place or a new oh yes loved it truly loved it so then would you like to well that works whoever gets there first can do the needful and well mind that or one of us will be up some creek without the wherewithal and can I possibly wait until tomorrow to see that smile again.

I think not. Tonight at least one dream will be devoted to five please goodness one is meant to spritz not lave splash launder in the stuff. Hey not mine you should have been on that elevator with you know from down on three right that one whew I mean cleanliness is enough without solid pungent right ho crimenently have I not just come from there flap a wee bit harder and fly out the window you pelican you peristalsis preventing pugnacious pill. In her hand.

The right I believe. Even laughs like a pelican or a peregrine or yes all wrapped up sewn up stitched and bound and that as they say is a wrap. Nothing further as I understand and you understand and are we not best mates for crying in the soup could one return to fromage in homage outrage toward the barrage. That one needs a drink or a wife or a wife to drink with now there is an idea.

Juliett, Kilo, Lima, Mike

On and on trained monkey mode automaton mode computer program mode brain in the bottom drawer with elastic bands and spare Biros mode break what break you are witnessing a triage machine an homage to the barrage of fromage garbage. Eleven quarter. Eleven half. Eleven three quarters.

Eleven fifty. Five. Four. Three.

Two. One would never have imagined an infantile a pubescent what next acne sweet merciful heavens a casual chat need not turn into lunch and a ring on her anyway one must eat and one did not bring oneself one single thing to yes yes of course department whatever never turn down a free though we all know there is no such thing as a free yes coming coming. Could it be any more blar blar blar all you lack is a plaid polyester sports coat you old poltroon you duffer you pompous no none for me must keep feet not getting any pardon yes of course hear hear all for one and one moment please sweet merciful heavens move down one one must accord the kidneys or bladder or whatever the appropriate speaking of appropriate good night nurse can you not stop while one finishes what one is trying to yes yes excellent thank you very much thank you very very much sorry that last glass of yes indeed out in a jiffy you pilchard. Beautiful day for a well truthfully one might prefer to excellent yes thank you for understanding you pilchard you poltroon have you no office to go home to but you cannot stay here dreadful song.